Joe's Gotta Go!

From Think Progress:

Apparently, Joe the Plumber has a book coming out on Dec. 1. Here is the blurb from Think Progress:

Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, aka “Joe the Plumber,” has signed a deal to write a
new book entitled “Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream.” To capitalize on his recent fame, Wurzelbacher is planning to release it on Dec. 1 – less than
two weeks from now. The New York Times reports that the book “will address
Mr. Wurzelbacher’s ideas about American values.” Wurzelbacher, who had
failed to payhis taxes and wasn’t licensed as a plumber, revealed during the campaign that he was once on welfare but is opposed to welfare programs. He also said, “Social Security’s a joke.”

I am already waiting with baited breath and have a spot reserved on my toilet for this great literary masterpiece. One question I have though: Sinec it is coming out less then a month after the election, how long is this masterwork going to be?

Joe, just go AWAY!